Marvel/Disney Ralph Vs Hans

Event Where Disney toons have met Marvel Superheroes


Avengers Tower New York City. Armor Hall

"Well." Tony Stark observed remaining cool but in reality was steamed. "This a burn. I've apparently been robbed." "What was here?" asked Mickey as they stared at the large compartment area where one of Tony's Iron man suits was suppose to be stored. "Looks Big!" Wreck it Ralph pointed out. "Bigger than Me!" "It was the Hulkbuster suit!" said Tony. "I have a better name!" A familiar smug voice called from behind.

The heroes spun around to come face to face with the Hulkbuster suit stomping towards them. "How about The RALPH Buster!" Ralph recognized that voice. "Hans?" "You guessed it!" The weasely Pince sneered. Piloting the Hulkbuster suit, Hans Charged at Ralph, Slamming into him at full force. The two smashed clear through the wall and proceeded to plummet at a downward angle to the streets below.

"FRIDAY!" Stark called out to the A.I. "Lock that twerp in place! NOW!" "Sorry Stark!" A snidely voice called out. "But TURBO'S Call the shot here!"


CRAAAAAASSH!

Ralph and The Hulkbuster suited Hans smashed into the City streets, leaving a dig rut in the road. Tumbling all over each other, Hans was the first to roll on his massive robotic feet and grab Ralph by the Foot. "OH YES!" Hans Flung  Ralph at super speed Right Through a Building!

SMASH!

Ralph smashed clear through the other side, landing in an Alley. As he struggled to his feet, Hans dropped to the sky in front of him. "Heh Heh! It's Personal Ralph...Oh Wait! Yes It Is!" Hans gloated. "You wrecked some of my plans you anvil armed Neanderthal. Now I"M Gonna Wreck You!" The Hulkbuster suit was at least two heads taller than Ralph and bristling with weaponry. All that notwithstanding, Ralph was about to lose to Hans. "Oh Yeah!" Ralph scoffed, Fists clinched. "I bet you feel like a real Big Man inside that stolen suit!" "Actually Yes!" Hans gloated. "I DO!"

The Two Slammed into each other. Ralph Managed to score several punches to the suits head. Even inside, Hans was rattled.  "WHY YOU.."

WHAM POW BAM SLAM!

Hans managed to get in several blows to Ralph's face. Then He Drop kicked him right into a construction site. Ralph smashed into several Cinderblocks and steel girders. The Hulkbuster stomping relentlessly towards him. "Don't Know WHAT The Ice Witch sees in you!" Hans smirked. "Then again leave it to a freak to have such hideous taste in men!" "THAT DOES IT!" Ralph was really mad now. Ralph charged into Hans and the two combatants locked hands both trying to over power the other. "YOU CAN'T WIN!" Hans declared. "This Thing was designed for the...Grulk? No that's not it...The Bulk...No..." "THE HULK!" Ralph yelled. "EITHER WAY, YOU DEAD!" Hans Yelled. Hans slammed Ralph against a steel support, Then he started repeatedly punching his face with the suits piston fist.

POWPOWPOWPOWPOWPOWPOWPOW

"Oh I am Enjoying this Soooooooo Much!" Hans grinned. Fighting to stay conscious, Ralph rocketed his up, landing an uppercut right on the suits chin, smashing Hans up several floors.

KRAK KOW!

Hans crash through the final floor, landing on his back. "BLAST IT!" He scowled. "How do you work the weapons on this thing?" "Awww!" Ralph mocked as he got up in front of him. "Rich got a new toy and don't know how it works!" Fiddling with anything randomly, Hans managed to fire two missiles that missed Ralph but hit two of the main supports for the unfinished building. The entire structure began to shake. "Uh Oh!" gulped Ralph. "Guess this is how You say...GAME OVER!" Hans laughed as he rocket into the air. "YOU SOUND REAL LAME WHEN YOU USE VIDEO GAME PUUUUUUUUUUUUNNNSSS!" Called out as the Building fell on top of him.

CRAAAAASH!

Fix it Felix and Kristoff ran toward the collapsing building as it came down. "RAAAAAAAALLLLLPH!" They called out. They stared in shock at the wreckage. "Oh No..No...Not Ralph." Felix sobbed. "What are we gonna tell 'em Felix?" Kristoff said on his knees. "What do we tell Elsa and Vanellope?" Just then a shadow loomed over him. "YOU'RE not gonna tell them anything!" As Kristoff spun around a giant metal hand snagged him and he was face to face with the Hulkbuster face. "Well, Well." Hans gloated. "It must be my lucky Day! Kristoff was it?" Not want to give Hans the satisfaction of seeing him scared, Kristoff scowled at him and said. "Yeah! You're a real tough guy hiding in that tin can!" Hans grinned and said. "I think we both agree that fairness isn't one of my strong suits." He then got ready to crush Kristoff. Felix was about to jump to his rescue when suddenly...

KABOOM!

Ralph Exploded out of the rubble. "YOU'RE NOT DONE WITH ME YET!" Ralph Roared. "WHY DON'T YOU DIE?!" Hans screamed tossing Kristoff aside. "Extra Continues!" Ralph Grinned. They charged at each other once again. Only this time Ralph carefully aimed his fist at the suit arc reactor core.


BASH

Hans Freaked as the suit began to shut down. It to it's knees and the helmet popped open. Revealing the gulping Hans. Ralph grabbed the sneaky prince by scruff of his neck and pulled him up to eye level glaring at him. "Wanna go a few round with out the suit?" Ralph asked with gritted teeth. "No, no ,no!" Hans replied forcing a smile. "It's OK! I'm beat! You don't have to clobber me!" "Yeah." Ralph shrugged. "I Don't HAVE To." Hans breathed a sigh of relief. "But I WANT To!" Ralph growled.

POW!

Ralph, Felix and Kristoff grinned as they watched Hans sail through the air into the horizon.