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Adventures of Spike and Garble

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Queen Chrysalis Hive.

There is a meeting going on between all the most evil Villains in Equestria in Queen Chrysalis's Meeting Room. It consists of Grogar the Demon Ram, Tirek the Minotaur and of course Discord and Chrysalis they all arguing on how to take complete control of Equestria.

"Elements of Harmony MY FLANK!" roared Tirek. "I say forget this trickery. We must simply Storm Canterlot and kick pony rear." "Tirek is right." Growled Grogar. "Celestia simply has no concept of physical combat. While the villains are arguing, two hooded figures, one short, one tall are serving them hot drinks. "Now Now boys." Discord cackled. "Where would the fun in spreading Chaos be if we destroyed them right away?" Chrysalis then spoke. "You should all be differing to me since I'm the only one of true Royalty." They all start arguing. Tirek then breaks the argument by yelling. "ENOUGH.  Celestia and her suppose Elements can be easily crushed. They are weak sheltered little girls Who will not fight!"

Just then the shorter of the servants speaks up. "They're far from weak but I must admit we like to take a direct approach." And with that both servants drop their hot steaming pots on Tirek's hand. "EEEEEEEYYYAAAAAAARG!" Tirek yells. The servants remove their hoods and their revealed to be.....The Dragons Spike and Garble. They both right cross Tirek across the jaw. The other Villains spring at the two dragons but Spike karate kicks Grogar across the face and Garble judo flips Discord into a wall. Tirek's back on his feet, But Spike jumps onto to his chest and uses his Face for a boxing speed bag. Garble get's Chrysalis into a head lock and discovers her hair is..a wig. "I knew it!" said Garble.

As soon as all the villains are down, Spike and Garble head for the window. "WHO ARE YOU GUYS?" Demands Grogar. "

Spike- I'm Spike. Protector of the Mane 6.

Garble- I'm First Lieutenant Garble. Second in Command of Princess Celestia's Royal Guard.

Spike- Don't let us catch any of you guys in Canterlot
Inspired by the Naked gun

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UlvenAspiration's avatar
skylander time! come on grab your friends! we're off to very distant lands!

spike the... um... dragon and garble the..... other dragon! thought this would never end it's skylander time!!!!!


it's bad, but it's a good parody.