MLP Garble VS Blueblood

Canterlot Gala


Prince Blueblood, Along with his latest lady friend, Walked down the Stairs at the Gala. Being obnoxoius as usual. At the base of  the Stairs, Garble was waiting for them. "Who is This GHASTLY Creature?" Blue blood asked snidely. "First Lieutenant Garble of Princess Celestia's Royal Guard." Garble answered. "And...YOU Must be The Monopoly Guy!"

"Oh Yes." Blueblood scoffed. "I heard how Celestia Allowed thieving Fire lizard into the Knights. Along with letting the reject Sunset...Whatever her name was back in..And also taking in that pretender with the saw dust show." His equally obnoxious lady friend laughed with him. Garble glowered. This punk was asking for it. "This is Suppose to be formal affair brute." Stated Blueblood. "Is that all you could find?" "Oh It just needs a little extra." Grinned Garble.

POW!

One Quick right cross at the face and Blueblood was out like a light. All Eyes in the ball room gawked as in fluid motion, Garble slung the Prince over his shoulders like a fur coat. "You know what?" Garble said to the lady mare. "You're Right!" What happened next was straight out of Ace ventura When nature Calls. Rarity and Spike Couldn't control They're Laughter. Shining Armor was in shock. But Cadence's Sides were splitting from Laughing so much. Garble then worked Blueblood like a puppet. "Do Not Pass Go! Do Not Collect 200 Hundred Dollars!" After that, Garble Dumped the Obnoxious prince into the shocked Mare's Forelegs. "It's Lovely But I fancy myself an Autumn."

Then Garble looked at all the stunned silent faces. "Creek Creek." "Uh Oh." He Gulped. Now he done it. But just then....Cheers Erupted all around. Bout time someone put Blueblood in his place. Just then Shining came up to him. Now Garble though the was really in trouble. "Just one question." "Yes Chief?" Garble Gulped. "Just how did it feel to Knock out that SOB!"