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Diary of a Wimpy Kid: Wimp meets Dork Greg Meets Nikki


Greg has just met the girl of his dreams and Nikki has just met the boy of her nightmares- EACH OTHER!

After having (inevitibly) his hopes of scoring with Holly Hills crushed to nothing, Greg  runs into Nikki from Dork Diaries and it's love at first sight(For Greg anyway).

However Nikki is somewhat put off by Greg's inherit whining and disaster prone antics which quickly gets her dragged into them and Greg makes enemies with her crush Brandon and Greg's friend Rowley thinks school uber witch Mckenzie digs him.

Greg's attempts to win Nikki also reignites an old feud between both their dads and Greg's mom is attempting to keep what she calls Greg's raging hormones at bay because she says "I ain't raising NO Babies.

What also transpires is a series of misadventures that get Greg and Nikki into more mayhem then they've ever been in. Briana meeting Manny being friends with the little weirdo don't help much as well.

Several incidents include Greg, Nikki and  Rodrick trying to save Dad's job from a insulting phone when Rodrick attempts to ask out their dad's boss's daughter, Trying to locate all the boys stolen stuff while their folks are away(The house was broken into while they were at boss's house, Rodrick left the door open) and a hostage crisis (YES Hostage crisis) from two really STUPID crooks.

With Brandon as his new archenemy (As one sided as it seems) Greg is having pretty steep competition for Nikki's heart and with Greg's past history with girls things don't look too good.

All the while Nikki can't decide if it's better to hold out for a dream or a boy she actually has a LOT more in common with.

Equally ruining Greg's some what slim chances is his jackass brother Rodrick and his going no where band who have been given another chance to play at the school which turns into an all brawl on stage between Greg vs Brandon and Rodrick, Nikki and McKenzie and every single kid and parent at the school.(During which we learn that Cherag is a master of all martial arts)

It's a boy meets girl story in most insane way possible! Told through both Greg and Nikki's own unique perspectives and artworks

Quotes:

Greg: There she was Nikki, Girl of my dreams making google eyes at Brandon. I knew if I had any chance That Buttwipe would have to go. But short of sticking concrete boots on him and dumping him in the river and I didn't have whole lot of ideas.

Nikki: OK My respect for Greg has just gone up a thousand..no ...Make that A BILLION POINTS. Rodrick is pound for pound THE biggest JERK I've ever met. All through dinner he said " Greg please ask your girlfriend to pass the salt. Greg please ask your girlfriend to pass the ketchup." I almost stuck it straight through his fat head, And who the heck names their band Loaded Diaper? Manny is pretty cute kid but he just stares at you blankly with his two buck teeth sticking out.

Greg: OK, I think that Brandon's gotten the idea that I'm head over heels for Nikki and that I hate his guts. Because so far every time we've seen each other He's shot me the evil eye and that's just fine by me. If he thinks I'm gonna back down without a fight the prick has another thing coming!

Greg: As I walked home from school, It finally started sinking in how many enemies I was making in trying to win Nikki's heart. Brandon, McKenzie, Nikki's dad if this kept up I was gonna have a rouge's gallery that put Batman's to shame. Unfortunatley, the only one who could ever give me advice with this type of thing is my biggest enemy of all my own brother Rodrick. Rodrick is the KING of making enemies and that's NO joke. Fellow students, teachers, principals, neighbors, relatives, ex-girlfriends, ex-girlfriends' ex-boyfriends, ex-girlfriends current boyfriends, girls he's hitting on's boyfriends, nerds, his own band mates, Dad, Cops(And that's a whole other story entirely) You name it, He's jerked it off!

Greg(During the all out brawl): While I was distracted by the sight of my dad trying to piledrive Nikki's Dad, Brandon snuck up behind me and got me in the headlock. I struggled and we ended up on the ground. That when Rowley came to the rescue. He had grabbed a pot of hot scalding black coffee and poured the whole piping hot mess into Brandon's lap. It's a VERY special time in a friendship when your buddy saves you like that!

Greg: Now here's where thing really went Bad! And this is even the part where all hell broke loose!

Nikki: Now here's where the nightmare Totally began. And this isn't even the where things went completely insane.

Greg: I was about to write in my journal....

Nikki: I was gonna write in my diary.....

Greg: But When I opened it my blood ran cold and my jaw dropped....

Nikki: I TOTALLY wigged out.....

Greg: THIS WASN'T MY HANDWRITING ...THESE WEREN'T MY DRAWINGS. This wasn't my Journal..
This was A GIRL'S DIARY!

Nikki: THIS WAS BOY'S JOURNAL

Greg: But I really wanted to jump off a bridge when I saw the name.

Nikki: I felt completely AWFUL When I saw the name.

Greg:NIKKI!!!

Nikki: GREG!!!!!

Nikki: EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEKKKKKKKK

Greg: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHH

Soundtrack:
Don't ask the reasons why -Restless Hearts(Greg and Nikki's song)
Your Fault- Plain white T's (Greg vs Brandon vs Rodrick, Nikki vs McKenzie)
Lady in red (Rowley sees McKenzie)
Kung fu fighting(Cherag kicking ass at the brawl)
Battle Stations- Winger(Loaded Diaper plays it but very badly)
In Too Deep- Song from Malcolm in the middle that suits Greg perfectly
Secret to my Success- Night Ranger just seems right.
Gonna Fly now- Rocky(Greg vs Brandon in a boxing match)
Been here here ounce before- Eagle eye Cherry
Cotton eye joe- Rednex
Falling for the first time- Barenaked Ladies(when Greg first sees Nikki)
Eye of the tiger- plays after the rumble with Greg's dad and Nikki's dad
Mustakrakish- Dethklok(loaded diaper sings this bad as well)
High on you-Survivor
Take me home tonight- Eddie Money( Fregly sings this at the show)
Shut up- Simple plan
A little idea that has been in my head for a while
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:iconmaevwade:
maevwade Featured By Owner Mar 8, 2014
Diary of a Wimpy Dork? Hehe, there's a title!!!!
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lolploop11 Featured By Owner Mar 5, 2014  Student Artist
whoooooos needcky?
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lolploop11 Featured By Owner Mar 5, 2014  Student Artist
oh wait never mind
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Hayila Featured By Owner May 31, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
GregxNikki
I think it's cool pairing, don't you think?
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Gojira012 Featured By Owner May 31, 2013
Be better than the pretty boy
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fastpager200 Featured By Owner Mar 23, 2012  Student Artist
i have an idea for a diary of a wimpy kid book. or anime i should say. called diary of a wimpy kid:dimension Z. yes, its what you think it is. its a serious twist, like phinias and ferb. the episodes were kinda normal, then there was the movie. interdimensional. the plot of my DOAWK is where a being that takes the objects out of existence. he finds gregs first journal, and his 10000 year power up is complete. he sends gregs house [rowleys in it btw] into a new dimension. the gang have to infriltrate the dimension fortress and stop bad things from happening. greg finds his journal and it is blank, and if greg writes things in his journal, they happen.
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solidsnivy97 Featured By Owner Feb 10, 2012  Student General Artist
its good i guess, why?
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DawnArtist Featured By Owner Oct 31, 2011  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
xD cool
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StorySaysProductions Featured By Owner Oct 24, 2011  Hobbyist Filmographer
I Love this so much make more please your cool at these:)
Are you good at pictures do some for the people:community::community::heart:
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Gojira012 Featured By Owner Oct 24, 2011
I don't really draw (no scanner) and I have been thinking about making another any suggestions
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:icondoofrockswithcandace:
doofrockswithcandace Featured By Owner Sep 27, 2011  Student Traditional Artist
creative! :D
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:icongojira012:
Gojira012 Featured By Owner Sep 27, 2011
Would you like to know the reason for the feud between their parents?
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:icondoofrockswithcandace:
doofrockswithcandace Featured By Owner Sep 27, 2011  Student Traditional Artist
why?
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:icongojira012:
Gojira012 Featured By Owner Sep 27, 2011
If your curious
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doofrockswithcandace Featured By Owner Sep 27, 2011  Student Traditional Artist
i am. why are their parents crossed?
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Gojira012 Featured By Owner Sep 27, 2011
Scroll down the comments and you'll read why
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Elvisgal9 Featured By Owner Jul 29, 2011  Hobbyist Artist
Dude you've got to finish this! This is awsome. I would so read this!!!
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Gojira012 Featured By Owner Jul 29, 2011
Well would you like to the reason for Their dad's feud
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:iconelvisgal9:
Elvisgal9 Featured By Owner Jul 29, 2011  Hobbyist Artist
Sure why not! Haha
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Gojira012 Featured By Owner Jul 29, 2011
Well here it is in Greg's words: Well After talking with my uncle Joe. I now know why my dad hates Nikki's dad and it pretty much confirmed something I always pretty much suspected. I love my mom and I don't doubt Dad does too, But as far as wives go she was never his first choice. I've seen pictures and home movies of my mom as a teenager and she was a basket case back then. As it turns out back in when Dad was in middle school him and Nikki's dad used to be friends, Now Dad had a major crush on Nikki's future mom and he wrote her a love note but he didn't have the guts to give it to her. so he asked Mr Maxwell to give it to her for him. But as it turns out, Mr Maxwell like her too so He stole the not e and told her it was from him. I have to admit this was a rotten thing to do, But I still like Nikki. She maybe the child of treason but hey I'm probably a child of pity
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Elvisgal9 Featured By Owner Jul 29, 2011  Hobbyist Artist
Dangg.. thats kinda sad lol.
Oh well, their both married now.
Thats a pretty good plot you got there though
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Gojira012 Featured By Owner Jul 29, 2011
What do you think of the relationship between Greg and Nikki?
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Elvisgal9 Featured By Owner Jul 29, 2011  Hobbyist Artist
I like how Nikki has respect for Greg, and that their at least friends. And how he's trying so hard to win her love, still even though she likes another guy.
Thats pretty much whats going on between one of my friends and me, so I know what Nikki feels like :XD:
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Gojira012 Featured By Owner Jul 29, 2011
And Rodrick isn't making things much better
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CookieChomper Featured By Owner Jul 27, 2011  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Thats neat :3

Great idea XD
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Zenon-Claws Featured By Owner Jul 13, 2011  Student General Artist
Dude, this is an awesome idea!

It certainly would be epic if the authors did this. BD
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:icongojira012:
Gojira012 Featured By Owner Jul 13, 2011
Also Chirag and Fregly think Nikki's friends Cloe and Zoey dig them. Also what do you think of the soundtrack
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Zenon-Claws Featured By Owner Jul 13, 2011  Student General Artist
Fregly would be creeping them out x3

It's really good! I think Accidentally in love of Smash Mouth would be also good for their relation don't you think?
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Gojira012 Featured By Owner Jul 13, 2011
Well I guess so. What do think of the scene with the all out brawl and Rowley saving Greg by pouring hot coffee down Brandon's lap? Plus wanna know the reason for the feud between Greg and Nikki's dads?
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Zenon-Claws Featured By Owner Jul 13, 2011  Student General Artist
I think all is really cool. And yeah Rowley would totally do that to save Greg's butt from Brandon :XD:

As for the feud between their parents...yes please.
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Gojira012 Featured By Owner Jul 14, 2011
Well here's the story in Greg's own words: "Well, After talking with Uncle Joe I now know the reason why my dad hates Nikki's dad and the story also confirmed something I always pretty much suspected. While I love my mom and I don't doubt Dad does too, I always pretty much figured she was never really Dad's first choice for a wife, I mean I've seen pictures and home movies of my mom as teenager and she was a basket case back then. Well as it turns out my Dad and Mr. Maxwell used to be friends in middle school and Dad had a huge crush on Nikki's future mom and even wrote a love letter to her but didn't have the nerve to give it to her so he trusted Mr. Maxwell to deliver it. Now here's where everything went wrong. Mr. Maxwell Liked her too and stole the letter and gave it as his own. I have to admit that is a pretty rotten thing to do, But I'm not about to give up on Nikki. Hey she may be the daughter of treason but Hey I'm probably a child of pity
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Zenon-Claws Featured By Owner Jul 14, 2011  Student General Artist
Haha 'Child of pity' poor Greg :XD:
It's a really good concept.
And Nikki and Greg are not out of character so yes this definitely would work.
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Gojira012 Featured By Owner Jul 14, 2011
What do you think of the plot that for some idiotic reason Rowley thinks super witch McKenzie Digs him?
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Itoruna-The-Platypus Featured By Owner Jul 12, 2011  Student Filmographer
This seems like an AWESOME idea! Dethklok: WIN.
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camo-chan Featured By Owner Jun 29, 2011  Hobbyist General Artist
I know I'm late but this sounds really good. :meow:

"I ain't raising NO babies" lol.
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Gojira012 Featured By Owner Jun 29, 2011
There's also a feud between Greg and Nikki's dads which dates back to their middle school days. Wanna know the reason?
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camo-chan Featured By Owner Jun 29, 2011  Hobbyist General Artist
Yeah, sure? o:
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Gojira012 Featured By Owner Jun 29, 2011
Well here's the story in Greg's words:

Greg: Well after talking with Uncle Joe the story kinda confirmed something I always sort of suspected. I love my mom and I don't doubt dad does too, but I always kinda figured she was never dad's first choice for a wife. I've seen pictures and home movies of mom as a teenager and she was a basket case back then. According to Uncle Joe, Dad and Mr Maxwell used to be best friends back in middle school and dad had a major crush on Nikki's mom. He wrote her a love poem but was too chicken to give it to her and he asked Mr Maxwell to give it to her and tell her it was from him. But as it turns out, Mr Maxwell had crush on Nikki's mom too, So he stole the poem and said it was from him. I gotta admit this was pretty low, But I still like Nikki. Even if she is a child of betrayal, Hey I'm probably a child of pity.
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maloriekittie Featured By Owner Jun 21, 2011  Student General Artist
Nice! :D It'd be so cool if the authors of Diary of a Wimpy Kid and Dork Diaries combined their stories kinda like this. :O SO EPIC!
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Gojira012 Featured By Owner Jun 21, 2011
What do you think of the way I put Greg and Nikki together and that all out brawl?
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maloriekittie Featured By Owner Jun 21, 2011  Student General Artist
Very awesome! :D
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LocoRoco143 Featured By Owner Jun 16, 2011  Student Traditional Artist
LOVE IT!!!!!!!!!!!!
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:icongojira012:
Gojira012 Featured By Owner Jun 17, 2011
Which is your favorite part
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:iconlocoroco143:
LocoRoco143 Featured By Owner Jun 17, 2011  Student Traditional Artist
I like all of them it's hard to choose
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ShinyIceRose53 Featured By Owner Jun 15, 2011  Student Digital Artist
SO AWESOME!
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Gojira012 Featured By Owner Jun 15, 2011
What do you think of the Songs I chose?
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ZeLiNk-LoVeR1221 Featured By Owner Jun 14, 2011  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
this sounds really interesting! ^^ nice work!
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Kaliedo-Star Featured By Owner Jun 13, 2011  Hobbyist General Artist
Wow! This is cool! Me wanna see more 83!!!
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Gojira012 Featured By Owner Jun 13, 2011
There is this one scene at the brawl where Greg has Rodrick in the head lock sees Brandon coming towards him jumps now he has Rodrick in the headlock and Brandon in the scissor legs. How would you like the relationship between Greg and Nikki to go?
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Kaliedo-Star Featured By Owner Jun 13, 2011  Hobbyist General Artist
Well, since I like Brandon x Nikki, I would like them to be friends and to admit at the fact that they have diary stories :3
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